Sitemap - 2022 - The ScorchStack

It's The Third Annual Scorchie Awards!

The Scorchies Red Carpet, Coming To You Live

ScorchStack Issue #113 - It's Kraysmiss!

The Big Monday Thing - The Hats Have Been Bad Lately

ScorchStack Issue #112 - I apologize for not having something written in the past few weeks. (ed. note: lol)

Big Mike-day Thing (BMT)

ScorchStack Issue #111 - Yes, It’s Something Special That A Hockey Player Has An Interest Outside Of Hockey, Golf, And Blonde Women

The Big Monday Thing - The Beautiful Game

Scorchstack Issue #110- We provide a public service here at the Scorchstack.

The Big Monday Thing - Uh Oh?

ScorchStack Issue #109 - Not an exaggeration; click the bloody link

The Big Monday Thing - Uh Oh!

ScorchStack Issue #108 - Italy's Plight

The Big Monday Thing - MILK

ScorchStack Issue #107 - Coca-Cola Stock Image of Friends Having Fun Watching Hockey (Calgary Flames Variant) is a slice of life of the average Calgary Flames fan’s life

The Big Monday Thing - Putting The Team On A Pedestal

Scorchstack Issue #106 My therapist tells me my thoughts about the Leafs millennials will cause my blood pressure to move into the fatal zone

The Big Monday Thing - Hey Check It Out, It's The Big Monday Thing

ScorchStack #105b - Pacific Preview

ScorchStack #105 - Your 2022-23 Calgary Flames

ScorchStack Issue #104 - This post was originally intended to be titled “The Flames Are Going To Ruin Scorch”, and it turns out they knew it.

ScorchStack Issue #103 - It’s MitchStack.

ScorchStack Issue #102 - “It’s ah-me, Milanio!”

ScorchStack Issue #101 - Michael Stone (not a Flame yet, but Forever A Flame)

Sc100rchStack - Scorchstack has a bunch of issues- maybe they need to see a damn therapist!

ScorchStack Issue #99 - Monahan traded away to make room for Kadri. Calisse!

ScorchStack Issue #98 - I am a rational coward who doesn’t want to put a bunch of emotional labour into something that will get twenty views and zero comments.

ScorchStack Issue #97 - He has ample practice in the Italian Dark Arts

EMERGENCY SCORCHSTACK 2: ELECTRIC TRADEALOO

Scorchstack Issue #95 - The devil works hard but Flames PR works harder

EMERGENCY SCORCHSTACK

ScorchStack Issue #93 - There Are So Many Whites Here

ScorchStack Issue #92 - True happiness awaits and it’s in the form of a fresh-out-of-the-oven strawberry danish

ScorchStack Issue #91 - Elias Lindholm's blood feud with actor Richard Karn

ScorchStack Issue #90 - There are a total of 40 apples. If Jerry took 22 apples and Patricia took 14 apples, how much do I hate Ryan Kesler?

ScorchStack Issue #89 - Calgary was rife with liquor, gambling, and sex work

ScorchStack Issue #88

The Big Monday Thing - Milan Lucic And The Infinite Sadness

ScorchStack Issue #87 - You REALLY need to see this, it will change your entire opinion of the city.

Scorchstack Issue #86 - Victory Crispstack

The Big Monday Thing - Victory Crisp Season

ScorchStack Issue #85 - How to experience it The Scorchstack Way

The Big Monday Thing - Last Monday Of The Year

ScorchStack Issue #84 - I’ll listen to anything a fresh-faced Iggy would have to say

The Big Monday Thing - Awoo?

ScorchStack Issue #83 - Please don’t promote foot fetishes. 0/10.

The Big Monday Thing - Bound For Glory Or Something

Scorchstack #82 - Hello Readers. It's Baseball Time II

The Big Monday Thing - This Space For Rent

ScorchStack Issue #81 - Hello, baseball readers. It’s baseball time.

The Big Monday Thing - Turns Out You Don't Win Every Game

The Big Mike Thing - Man, that don't sound PG-13 at all.

Scorchstack Issue #79 - This is your last warning, @NHLFlames

The Big Monday Thing - Your Source For Trade Deadline News

ScorchStack Issue #78 - It’s about the legend that is Mikael Backlund

The Big Monday Thing - Don't Sweat The Small Stuff

ScorchStack Issue #77 - I Would Choose Scorchstack. Everyone Would Choose Scorchstack

The Big Monday Thing - Lanny McDonald Calls Andrew Mangiapane "Manny"

ScorchStack Issue #76 - Trevor Lewis radiates “divorced dad who won full custody of the kids” vibes

The Big Monday Thing - The Great Reset

ScorchStack Issue #75 - Sources tell Scorchstack “hell-fucking-yes”

The Big Monday Thing - Tyler Toffoli Stands Like A Teapot

ScorchStack Issue #74 - They Also Suggested "Leaving Forks" On Someone's Yard

The Big Monday Thing - Generic Title

ScorchStack Issue #73 - Those Questions Are For Someone Else. We're The Scorchstack

The Big Monday Thing - Settle In For A Long Olympic Break

ScorchStack Issue #72 - partial male nudity, full male nudity, and other NSFW things.

The Big Monday Thing - It's A Nice Day To Break A Record

ScorchStack Issue #71 - While I Can Sit Here Admiring My Neighbour’s Smoldering House, I Know Mine Is Probably On Fire Too

The Big Monday Thing - Now Back On Mondays

ScorchStack Issue #70 - I am famously a Calgary Flames journalist, for now

The Big Monday Thing - Day Late Edition

ScorchStack Issue #69 - I can’t explain it but he has Armie Hammer energy

The Big Monday Thing - Oh, You Just Had To Play Games

ScorchStack Issue #68 - You thought he had been banished to the shadow realm via Mark Borowiecki’s fists

The Big Monday Thing - Undefeated in 2022